Here is a video that shows how an Australian Australian presenter failed to amuse the Dalai Lama with a Dalai Lama joke.

 

 

 

The play-on-words "joke" he used is: the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store and asks if they can make him one with everything. 

The Dalai Lama's response is funnier than the joke.

He could have added: The Dalai Lama then gave the cashier $20 and asked for his change.

The cashier replied: Change comes from within.