In Glengarry Glen Ross, Alec Baldwin played a venom-spewing sales manager. His performance burned "Always Be Closing" and "Coffee is for Closers" into a generation's collective unconscious.

In the spirit of the holidays, Saturday Night Live created the spoof Glengarry Christmas – Elf Motivation ("Always Be Cobbling!"). Here it is.

 

Here is the original scene.

 

 

 

Bet that puts you in a festive mood.