My wife is out-of-town till the end of the month.

So, I've been making a joke:

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it … does it still make a sound? Likewise, if I do something in the house while Jennifer isn't there … is it still wrong?

The answer is – Yes.

I was running out of socks … I thought about buying new ones,  I thought about summoning a TaskRabbit.

Then I looked at the laundry …

How hard could it be? 

What could go wrong?

I might even get brownie points!

Somehow, I got the liquids confused … and ended up doing the load with bleach. 

So, yes Jennifer, even if you are not here to witness it … I was wrong.