My wife is out-of-town till the end of the month.
So, I've been making a joke:
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it … does it still make a sound? Likewise, if I do something in the house while Jennifer isn't there … is it still wrong?
The answer is – Yes.
I was running out of socks … I thought about buying new ones, I thought about summoning a TaskRabbit.
Then I looked at the laundry …
How hard could it be?
What could go wrong?
I might even get brownie points!
Somehow, I got the liquids confused … and ended up doing the load with bleach.
So, yes Jennifer, even if you are not here to witness it … I was wrong.